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Casey had quit her job, and started her road trip odyssey a couple of
weeks earlier, with Indian Creek as the first destination. She had
met up with Scott and Shannon, and been joined a week later by Chris.
It would have been unconscionable to leave her alone in such disreputable
company, so we were forced to fly out and make sure she was ok.
Originally, the rescue party consisted of Matt, Susan, Lynsey, Lisa
and myself, but attrition decreased our numbers to but two: Lynsey
and me. We had a daunting task before us, but Lynsey and I shouldered
our unwelcome burden, and with heavy hearts set out for Indian Creek.
Wednesday: Oakland, Salt Lake City, Supercrack Buttress!
Jack was going to Las Vegas for work on Wednesday morning, and was
kind enough to offer us a lift to the airport. After seeing his
state when he picked us up, I wasn't sure if it was wise to get
in the car with him at the wheel, as he hadn't had his morning litre
of coffee yet, but one does not look a gift horse in the mouth. We kept
him company at the airport until his flight left, taunting him with
images in the guide book, but we did it for his own good - we didn't
want him to fall asleep at the terminal and miss his flight.
We picked up the rental car in SLC, and drove to Moab where we
stocked up on food and water. Unfortunately we weren't able to
stock up on beer, as we didn't find the liquor store. Bloody mormons.
At least I had thought to bring a flask of scotch - for medicinal
purposes of course.
It was still fairly early when we reached the creek, so Lynsey and
I loaded for bear, and hiked up to Supercrack Buttress, which was
entirely empty when we arrived. We pulled out all our #2s and headed
up Incredible Hand Crack, in beautiful sunshine and balmy temps.
Ummm, sorry Jack - I mean in pounding hail, and freezing rain. It was
horrible. I decided to do a pure ascent and didn't tape up, but I'm
in horrible crack shape as I hadn't stuck my paws in one since thanksgiving,
and came down with some nice abrasions on the backs of my hands. I decided
to tape up after that. Lynsey and I ran a few laps on in, until the sun
began to set, illuminating the rocks with a rosy glow. |

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| Lynsey on IHC, and the both of us at the Buttress |
We were a bit hesitant at the river crossings on the way to the
campsite, but the rental made it through ok. At the Cottonwoods,
we met up with Casey, Chris, Scott, Jeff, and Shannon, who had
set up an awesome camp. Chris and Casey made us dinner, no doubt
to thank us for coming out to succour them.
Thursday: Pistol Whipped, Supercrack Buttress
The next morning we got up early. That is around 8. The sky was
blue and cloudless, with balmy temps in the shade. It was too hot
to climb in the full sun, so Lynsey and I hiked up to the Pistol Whipped
area, where we were shortly joined by Chris and Casey. Lynsey started
us off on Dusty Trails to Nowhere (5.10), a fun hand crack,
then she stepped it up a notch with Hijinx in the Desert (5.11-),
which had a really tricky roof to thin hands section. Casey and Chris
moved on to Spaghetti Western (5.11) where I joined them after
we were done on Hijinx. I had a go at it - lots of fun overhanging hands,
right up until the top when it ceased to be fun with a few feet of
off width. At that point I really regretted wearing shorts instead of
pants. My disquiet was only heightened by the line that Casey had fixed on
it (it's 120' and she only had a 60m rope) which was dangling well
within reach, and was oh so tempting.... I eventually finished it
off, at the expense of a few holes in my knees, but it was well worth
it - an awesome climb. |

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| Casey on Dusty Trails, and Lynsey on Desert Hijinx |

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| Chris and Charles |

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| | Charles on Spaghetti Western |
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By then it was around 4, and time for lunch. We headed back to
camp, where we lounged around for a while, before Lynsey and I
motivated again to head to Supercrack Buttress, where we did
Supercrack(5.10) itself. I placed gear rather conservatively -
a yellow alien, 2 #2s, and 3 #3s. So much fun....
Chris and Casey were due to leave the next morning, at an insanely
early hour. Chris had to return to Berkeley, and Casey was off
to Chicago for the weekend. Poor girl. Jeff also had to return to San
Diego, as his break had come to an end. To make the depression more
bearable, I broke out the medicinal scotch, which was consumed all
to quickly. Next time I'll have to bring a bottle instead of just
a flask.
Friday: Optimator
Jeff and Shannon had reported great things at Optimator wall, so
Lynsey and I headed up there at the early hour of noon. It was still
partly in the sun, so Lynsey started us off on Charlie's Pillar
(5.8) a really fun climb that goes through a fallen pillar, with
lots of fun chimneying. When following, I got stuck at one point, and
had to backtrack. I need to loose some weight. We had also considered
doing Neat (5.10) as another warmup, which is described in the guide
as being a "splitter hand" crack. We couldn't find anything that
resembled that - the likeliest suspect was a hand crack in a dihedral,
but to me there's a big difference between a splitter crack and a
dihedral, so we just moved onto Anunnaki (5.12-). This is
an amazing line on the underside of a fallen pillar, an overhanging
splitter that zigs and zags through hands to fingers. I was definitely
feeling lethargic, but I had a go at it anyway, and hung a couple of
times 'cause I was too chicken to make the moves to the next good
rest. 'Course I didn't know that there was a good rest coming, but
I could have tried anyway - the falls couldn't have been cleaner....
Lynsey ran a lap as well, then we paused for lunch while the climb
got its daily hour of sun. After we had digested, and the climb was
in the shade again, we each had another go at it, with much better
success. The last move is definitely the crux, and the likeliest place
to blow it is while clipping the anchors.... |

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| | Lynsey and Charles on Anunnaki |

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| | Lynsey on Unknown #13 |
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We finished off with Unknown 5.11 #13 (5.11). I think that
the climb has been split into two, as there were anchors at the 80'
point, where the guide indicates a bolt on a 120' route. The rock
above that is pretty crappy, and doesn't look like it's worth
continuing. It was a pretty challenging climb, with some awkward
stemming between red alien sized double cracks. We each ran a couple
of laps on it before calling it a day and returning to camp. The car
bottomed out a couple of times on the road back from the Optimator
wall, but I was getting more confident about the stream crossings,
and took them at higher and higher speeds, no longer looking for
the shallowest part. This is why you should never buy a rental.
Aaron, Amy and Chad were supposed to have come in the night before, but
had left late and only made it to the creek that morning. We had
left a note on the board for them, and they rolled into camp as
dusk was falling.
Saturday: 4x4
On Saturday, the whole gang, minus Shannon who was taking a rest
day, went up to 4x4 wall. Lynsey and I warmed up on Unnamed #15
(5.10-), which was a little wider and thuggier than I had expected,
but did get the blood flowing, then joined the rest of the gang who
had set up some ropes on various other unnamed climbs to the right.
Lynsey did a fantastic job leading #18, which was a long series of
red alien placements. I ended up whimpering and liebacking it most
of the way. #16 was gorgeous - mostly hands with a short but easy
section of ow at the top. After lunch, we moved back to 4x4
(5.11-), which was led in quick succession by Scott, Aaron and
then myself. Scott and Aaron cruised the bottom, then had some
fun at the roof. For me it was the exact opposite - the bottom 60'
were that horrible size that's larger than cupped hands, but smaller
than fists. The roof on the other hand, was perfect tight fists,
enabling me to pretty much campus it. Lynsey and Amy also did a
lap on it, having a much easier time that I would have expected
considering their hand sizes. I guess that's what good technique gets
you!
We finished up on a horrible 5.12 offwidth that's not in the guide,
right next to a finger crack. Aaron did an amazing job on the ow,
and we had lots of fun listening to his constant moaning and squeals
of agony. It's always so much fun to watch others suffer in O/Ws.
Lynsey and I also had a go at it, with Lynsey doing a much better job
of it that I. I just couldn't get established in the bombay chicken
wing. I guess I just didn't want to commit to the pain. |

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| Aaron and Amy |

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| Scott on 4x4 |

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| Aaron and Charles on 4x4 |

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| Aaron works the offwidth while we all laugh at his suffering
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Sunday: Canyonlands
Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Unless of
course you're on an open ended road trip (damn you Casey!).
We broke camp, and Amy, Aaron and Chad went off to get a bit
more climbing in before heading back, while Lynsey, Shannon,
Elaine and I went for a quick hike in the Canyonlands. It was
amazingly beautiful there - next time I go to the creek, I'll
spend some rest days exploring it. Beautiful mesas, slot canyons,
dried river beds, and wind sculpted rock galore. We were running
a bit late, so we didn't stop for lunch in Moab like we
had originally planned, but put the pedal to the metal and drove
on through to SLC. We had just enough time to get a bit to
eat at the airport, where I actually got carded - does not shaving
for a few days makes me look like a teenager? - before getting
on a completely packed plane for Oakland. |

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| Shannon, Lynsey and Elaine in the Canyonlands |
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An awesome trip. Oh, sorry Jack. I meant what a horrible trip
that was. I'm never going back - that place just sucks. I feel
so sorry for Casey, Shannon and Scott who are forced to stay there
a while longer. Those poor bastards.
I also learned an interesting trick from Amy: to get rid of
tape residue, rub it with lotion or sunscreen. "It rubs itself with
the lotion...." Heh heh. It comes off really well. |

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